Friday, November 14, 2008

Bumper Sticker

Every political issue needs a slogan. And a song. I'm not musical but I have been manically generating sound bites for a Multiple Chemical Sensitivity bumper sticker. See the ever-growing list below. I have left off some of my favorites so that gentle souls won't be alienated, but if the authorities ever cart me off to the asylum I will be shouting "Death to Dryer Sheets!"

Feel free to steal my ideas (or those I've stolen from others). You can get an individual bumper sticker made for about five dollars by some Internet businesses. Please leave feedback and any ideas of your own in comments. However, please forgive me if I don't respond. My computer, although I love it so dearly, is trying to kill me (chemicals? radiation? flicker? space cooties?), and I have to try to just stay away. Also, let me know if you're aware of any outfits that make environmentally-friendly bumper stickers, i.e. not vinyl. If our local organization, the Environmental Health Network, decides to run with something and print a big batch I'll let you know.

Prevent Chemical Injury
Go Fragrance Free

Environmental Illness
Wake Up and Smell the Chemicals

We Are All Chemically Sensitive

Go Fragrance Free

Healthy Be
Fragrance Free

For Health's Sake Be
Fragrance Free

Thank you for not using scented products.

Scents Sicken

Raise Awareness of Chemical Injury

Your Perfume is Killing Me

Second-hand Scent Disables
Go Fragrance Free

Fragrance Free

Perfume Pollutes


Perfume? Pretty Poison
Get the Facts

Enough, Enough
with the Scented Stuff

Scented? Toxic.

The Chemically Injured Do It

Proud to be a


Susie Collins said...

Sorry you are struggling so. BUT it's heartening to see your creativity is still in full force as evident in all those slogans! Bittersweet laughs. ;-)

Please take care and keep us posted on how you are doing.

VardoForTwo said...

Ditto to "Death to dryer sheets" and thanks for the link to us from your home page. Canaries Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Outgas Happens said...

YOu guys should check out

its mostly about outgassed chemicals from computers

The Oko Box said...

i love the "your perfume is killing me" ... I never could find any environmentally safe stickers, maybe they could be embriodered in organic cotton on organic shirts instead :)

Self-righteous said...

Love the slogans. I'll buy them, just point me in the right direction.

Here's mine:

Clean doesn't have a smell

btw, you have a broken link: Safer Personal Care Products (NEEDS)

Rodger W Norris said...

How about a late addition to your list of "bumper snickers"?

We All Share The Air..
Keep it Scent Free for All.

Rodger Norris
That Masked Man in
New Mexico

Evelyn Chua said...

Allow me to share the stupid things people and DOCTORS have said to me:

Take care and I wish you health!